What Is A Good Side For Fish Sticks

And another one is gone ... Back to Scotland

" Unfortunately I have to give bad news ... it is not official yet, so I recommend the strictest confidence ... unfortunately ... We lost S imone ... "

Pasq

I like to remember it, carelessly driving his Multiple methane gray mouse.

I like to remember while island suddenly everything around him, and I guess look around and see all the mouths of his colleagues to move, maybe the same gesture colleagues, all in what for him is a dead silence. I like to remember when
nods, though he has not heard a half-point to what you said, and your question does not include a final "yes" for an answer.
I like to remember him in his short outbursts, during which one would be able to yell " move, bitch! " even a little old lady in a wheelchair.
I like to remember while shamelessly fuck, even if actually forced by circumstances, but always keeps the attention necessary to switch to NetBeans as soon as someone approaches.
remains very serious as I like to remember even when it is deliberately telling of huge bales (see the famous links with the wooden leg).
while I like to remember, with great nonchalance , attempts to justify a succhiottone sticking out from under his shirt collar, or tells you to travel to Amsterdam or carnivals in barracks dress drugo A Clockwork Orange.
cursed because I like to remember while you realize you have closed out of the room of the residence.
I like to remember it while driving without a portfolio, and then without a license, just hours after seeing this.
while I like to remember, 30 years, takes the "gentleman "By a bartender who has just called" boys "people with four years younger than him.
I like to remember while trying to correct the" r "dull saying" Mururoa, "and still give the blame to his roots Parma for light defect.
I like to remember and spend 10 Euro for 4 apricots in the middle of winter.


But I like to remember him for his professionalism, for his precision work.
I like to remember him for his philosophy of life from which I would have much to learn. On his way to take even the most annoying things and have them slide on with a smile.

I like to remember because for me it was a balance point during my first year working in Turin, perhaps more than he believed.

Bella Pito ... It was a real pleasure!


A this link find all the pictures of the farewell dinner of Simon (aka Pito) and Francis (aka Vecio) to the Red Sea, Eritrean restaurant where you eat sitting on the floor, barefoot and without Cutlery ... it is clear how this mix can not but arouse the animal instinct that resides in every consultant-fan! : P Enjoy!

What Hospital Does Nick Jonas Go To

now I am now almost two months since my return to Scottish soil, but it is never too late to celebrate with a beautiful photo gallery that exciting back to the roots in the land that I stayed about two years ago for those 5 months of Erasmus immemorial.

In the photos you can see the whole trip in 4 days. Moving from Liverpool to Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Inverness, Loch Ness, Fort William and Glasgow, before returning to Liverpool.
Enjoy! ;)

African Americans And Ringworm

Skiing Sestriere



I know, I do not write me notes from a life of someone, but what can you do, I am a bit moody Blog 'as in real life! : P
It really is not that in this period did not have inspiration ... indeed, there was much to write, much to comment! But always around politics and religion ... chennesò, Carfagna said that "Obama is a bit 'Berlusconi the U.S.," the Berlusca trying to sminchiare what little good that is left over from sminchiare in Italy, Napolitano that the Constitution guarantees a bit' like my dog \u200b\u200bcould ensure the safety of my cat, the Church accused of discriminating against those who discriminate against those who discriminate against homosexuals ...
And honestly, to speak more about politics and religion I feel a little 'a set (and maybe they are), so I preferred not to write anything!

back to the office, instead, to publish photos taken a couple of weekends ago, with Simo (The said Pito), Raffo and Matthew in the best way I opened the 2008/2009 ski season! Enjoy , brothers ... I admire you! : P

Aurora Shop In Hong Kong

Free speech is life


As if did not have enough all the sluts that the government is doing in office, has now awakened the opposition as well. You will say "well, who knows what is effectively a bit 'of good contrast to the decrees of bullshit that the government is passing day by day, more or less unnoticed ... but no! Rather is all a game to see who makes up the biggest bitch !

So Veltroni and friends if they crop up with this fantastic Bill Levi / Veltroni (already ventilated at the time of the Prodi government) that would make every blog on the net like a newspaper ... without state contributions, however, only with the burdens and responsibilities that has an official publication!
So if I write way to complaints that Berlusconi is a jerk (and write it now while I can: Berlusconi is a jerk, Berlusconi is a jerk, Berlusconi is an idiot ... well, maybe I will open a section ... ) ... say "Are you so arrogant as to believe that Berlusconi is to read your blog ?"... the answer is clearly "no", but pro-belusconiani (Aihm) The world is full, and even more full of people who do not have a cock, and then legal action, reports, licks his ass, see Friends of Maria De Filippi, etc. ...

That in a nutshell, oh bloggers from all over Italy: become angry! Make your voice heard! The scheme of the great Beppe!


Update
Behold Blog Beppe:

Clever Baby Shower Center Pieces

Toll Free Italian


I read yesterday of the proposed motorway to Italy to lower rates at toll for those traveling with 3 or more people aboard. The project in question is called car pooling e. .. Cock: as an idea is right! Indeed, one might say, "Who have thought at last." Have machines that run in with a single person is clearly a problem both economically and environmentally! Then give an incentive to fill them can not be considered a very good proposal !

The point is that we in Italy, and in Italy sensible things often disrupt . First, we think

Telepass: how do we know that the car is going under the Telepass which has the more than 3 people ... uhm, I'd say less than a little chinese place to count the passengers of cars passing and then apply the correct pricing, it might be a little 'difficult.
course in a civilized country could be self-certify to be traveling more than 3, perhaps even setting an option on Telepass, so that it automatically applies the correct rate.
But we are in Italy and, let's face it, who would take away the option when you drive by yourself?! Would not do that our chairman of the board which has the billions in the bank, let alone the poor man! With the period of crisis then ... -.- "So
on Telepass the discount does not apply. This means that the Italian-with-Telepass, whether alone or with 23 other people in the car, will have to pay substantially more than those of the toll does not have it, but traveling with 3 or more people aboard. This creates two scenarios:

1. The Italian-with-Telepass always travel alone, can not do otherwise, and then whisk it well the project car pooling and will continue to travel alone, as it has always done.
2. The Italian-with-Telepass occasionally travel with other people, then in that case the cocks which will use the Telepass! Ecchessiamo, fooled you! Then help to clog the exits, and will consume more fuel than before because if they wait in line at the exit instead of a quick pace with Telepass. This will create blockage for those who do not have Telepass, which in turn will pass more time in the queue and consume more gasoline. Now we turn instead to Italian

-without-Telepass. Well, the Italian-without-Telepass traveling alone must organize! In short, it is possible to save two cents in tolls, how can you resist?! But the poor Italian-without-Telepass not have any friends that go to work wherever he goes, or from where they leave him. Could go around and pass along to take their colleagues, but who knows if it's worth getting up half an hour before the morning! Naaaaa ...
So the Italian-without-Telepass as Italian (and, for without Telepass) strives. And
buy mannequins.
One puts it, covered with a small blanket, lying the rear seats. That will be the colleague who has been late the night before and fell asleep in the car going to work.
Another puts it in the front seat, his head turned towards the window right sunglasses with hail, with a hat pulled down the visor on his face and arms. That will be the grumpy colleague and asocial, you pass the journey looking out the window and does not exchange a word not even dead.

The Italian-without-Telepass stops so toll:

[toll]: Hello ...
[Italian-without-Telepass]: Hi!
[c]: They are 4 and € 50.
[ist] ... but how, we are 3!
[c]: ... in 3 ?!... ah, I'm sorry, I thought that was just a blanket back there!
[IST]: eheheh, no no, it's one of my colleagues ... know, last night's late ... came out to women, damn!
[c]: Ah, but! They see well knackered!
[IST]: Yeah!
[c]: Lucky him!
[ist] "Blessed is he, yes!
[c]: But the other colleague says there is not?! What did sir, is sulking?!
[dummy-the-seat-front]: ...
[c]: How rude ...
[IST]: Eh, I'm sorry ... is a bit 'moody because of ... well ... had a few 'personal ... (Whispering to toll ) His wife does the horns!
[C]: Urco ... I understand ... eh, you know how many there are ...
[IST]: Yeah ... there are more women than once!
[c]: Hehe ... says a friend of mine, or are old or have died!
[IST] Ahhahah! Already ...
[c]: ... Well, well, then you are 3! Well, then, are 4 and € 20.
[IST]: Ok ... a moment that I see if I have 20 cents ... heck, I only have 50! ... well, keep the change and thanks for the chat ... Here you are! ( handing money )
[c]: Thank you ... and goodbye!
[IST]: Good day to the next!

And so the time at the toll tenfold.
and tails as well. And each machine
will have the weight of a person, more than two mannequins and their clothing and coverings.

We are confident that it will be very worthwhile ?!...

(Ass thank you for reporting on the dialogue ... fat!: P)

Letter Of Disconnection Of Services

does not rain then more wet



admit that I too, like a good part of this time, I let you take the craving of 100 million euros promised by Superenalotto . That's how we work "coalition" and, playing 2 € each, we placed some ticket.
Never mind the fact that we won with a measly 3 the beauty of a score of €, not even repay the charges made for play. I would rather turn his thoughts to the real winners, ie those lucky that Catania with their 6 am you take away the bulk of the loot.
When I received the news of the win, I immediately thought of the particular coincidence: the town of Catania, which (as we know) was on the brink of financial collapse (which I find quite absurd for a 'public institution, but never mind) a month ago, and whose rescue course will fall on the shoulders of the state, and then all of us ... Oh well ... However, the coincidence, though trivial, has torn me a smile, so much so I commented with some of my colleagues:

Well, come on, so maybe those with 100 million we can save the town from the crack!

Again, was a joke.
But now I read the statements issued by the mayor of Catania after the win ... There I copy below a passage from an article got case among those who speak in this hour of the event:

"I'm happy for Catania and I hope that as a good indicator for the city." [...] Stancanelli then adds: "I hope that the lucky winner, as happens in other countries, as in the U.S., would feel the moral obligation to do something for the community. "



O_o ... That is why we earnestly hopes that sti poor fellows (not so poor, actually) the cap at least a little 'holes of the town by donating a portion of perhaps 100 million
their winnings ... What about ... optimistic !

I remember only the service that I dedicate this evening to the expectation of the TG5 pre-extraction: imitating the style just a journalist turned to Open Studio street asking passers-by as they took the eventual win of $ 100 million.
Now, apart from that I'd run a poll to see if I'm the only one who can not use a sledgehammer to what really would make 100 million (which however does not have) rather than the butcher the baker ... I said, other than that, it is clear that such a service will turn into a list of good intentions, then that probably few of the respondents would implement if they win. He then wasted the millions to charity, rather than the construction of schools, nurseries, etc..
The TG5 is, however, also got her voice from the pack: a middle-aged man in suit and tie, he candidly said:

Ah, I am a beautiful beans Bavcar sailing! With inteVnet and all I seVve poteV manteneVe for my business being in the middle of the PUV mave to the godeVmi imbaVcazione.

Well, I hope that this is of Catania. I hope he has played those fucking numbers 6. And I hope you spend that 100 million for its beautiful Bavcar quiet and go away while we mave we repair all the debts of the town of Catania. I hope just because the mayor of Catania we have at least a bit in the ass'. Nothing else. I think this would snatch another smile.

Can Not Having Chicken Pox Make Women Stera

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qui'dopo a long absence I'm back, although I had promised myself to update the blog more 'often.
and 'with great pleasure that I present three panels with subjects like, ASH, the star of the EVIL DEAD, and MARVEL ZOMBIE.
I want to clarify the relative importance of these tables for me, not only perk 'I've got to be my favorite characters, but also perks' were carried out in a very special moment in my life ...... not I'm here 'to complain, telling you about my predicament, but I just hope that you find you like my work.
see you soon: D
aurelio.
psin all this I must thank a friend who gave me the courage to change things LELIO "....... thank you very much:)

Always Stomach Cramps

If you do not swear looks


For about a month now my trusty MacBook's battery decided to make the tantrums: when it gets to 60% of the office ceases to do his duty and leave me the poor Mac failed.
Now, I'm a Mac I bought in a time when Apple has mounted battery that then they be riverlate largely defective. Apple knows this, and to remedy the inconvenience to the batteries of this series has been extended the warranty to two years (instead of 1). So without me so many problems this morning (Saturday morning!) I decided to wake up a bit 'first to go to a Apple service center here in Milan, thanks to Suppaman is just 2km from my house.
before heading off, though, I thought well to give a rearranged the Mac, and in particular to give the battery contacts cleaned a little. So, half asleep, sitting on a chair, holding the Mac with one hand and the other around the battery pack ... taaaaac the battery out and I fell on the ground ... porcamadòòòòòòò ... Oh well ... harvest it, and I see that is a bit 'draft on a corner ... diopanda ... Blaspheme another 5 minutes, and then I take my bags and start walking.
After about twenty minutes drive to the service center are:

[me]: Hi ...
[committed]: Hello! Tell me everything!
[I]: Eh, I have a problem with the battery in the Macbook ...
[committed]: It has more than a year?!
[me]: Yes, but ...
[committed]: So it is no longer under warranty!
[me]: Yes, no, spec ... I got in March 2007, and I know that at that time there was a batch of defective batteries, for which Apple has extended the warranty to two years ...
[committed]: ... yes ... but you have exceeded the limit of charge cycles?!
[me] No, I have about 180 ...
[committed]: Ah, ok ... OK, come on, let's see if the serial is one of those bad ...
[I]: (I offer the Mac)
[committed]: (pull battery) ... uhm ... but it'll drop to the ground ...
[I]: What!
[contract]: The battery, you fall to the ground!
[I]: Huh?! Nooooo! Not that I remember! (porcodddddddd. ..)
[committed]: Ah, but see it's a bit 'draft here ...
[I]: Well, who knows what could have happened long ago ...
[committed]: I do not know, but Apple does not think you replace it if I fell to the ground ... In short, the warranty does not cover damage you have caused you directly ...
[I]: Oh, but I have not caused me, come on! He began to have problems from day to day ...
[committed]: ... Look, I'll tell you what I think will respond if they are sent to replace ... if you want we can send it anyway, but then if you feel out of warranty expenses and pay you touch the new battery ...
[I]: ... ihhhh pig .. uh ...
[committed]: I'm sorry ...
[I]: Eh ...
[committed]: ...
[I]: How much does a new battery?!
[committed]: 108 Euro, VAT incuso! (as if the fact that VAT is included makes the fair price!)
[I]: ... diomm ... uhm ...
[committed]: If you want to try to directly call the service, I write here the number (199 writes ...!) But you must remember to tell him that you fell to the ground! Maybe you replace it the same ...
[I]: Eheheh ... seguro! Maybe even tell him that I have thrown in the washing machine ...
[committed]: Haha ... I do not know if you agree! Come on, I'm sorry, try this ...
[I]: Ok, come on, thanks ..
[committed]: Good day!
[I]: Also ... Shit, I feel as

coglioneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-.- "

Pctv System Numer De Serie

Yes, but how you want it?! Friendship


Although there are magicians and fortune tellers who are afraid of foresight of the future, there are events that not even Nostradamus Nostrdamus ... but I say, not even be able to provide for Solange.
And I'm talking about the batch extraction or nuclear war. I'm talking about events far more complex, impossible to statistically model and describable only by recourse to chaos theory or the alternative theory of my bedroom, which in the end are the same thing . The prime example of such events is the Friday night . On Friday evening can start with the best omens and end with you holding the head of a unknown vomiting, but equally can be born bad and end with a touch of class that you never expect.

so happens that on a Friday night to come home and find your roommate tells you that the evening will be a Scazzi. Of course, do not you blurted in his face so, I guess he does it gently. For example, you mention the fact that just you and him. You mention the fact that the girls of the company have decided to make women-only night out, and that the boys have decided to scatter for Italy. Chiosa then with a " yahwn .. I'm dying of sleep ... .

happens so that you and him out for a pizza and a beer, thinking that will make the evening least pleasant. But the waiter made in china of the pizzeria, which sniffs Scazzi your evening, decides to help. And so when you order a pizza with dried beef, rocket and parmesan cheese, takes you so Bresaola, rocket and parmesan ... but without the pizza in the ... with some 'lemon though, eh!
happens then that the pub in which you want to go to those reported by Google Maps a false position, probably to make it more fun to research, so that you get around on foot among prostitutes and drug dealers.
Just when you're deciding whether to entertain Convenga in bargaining with a prostitute to escape to the dealer, or vice versa (with the new laws, better the other way round), comes the unforeseen circumstances, that had escaped the small Solange who is inside of you (figuratively!).
The girls, drunken night marches in the middle of their women, they feel a sudden need for male companionship and phone calls, asking (among a belch, a laugh and a little regurgitation) to reach them. You wonder whether it is appropriate, or whether it is better (seen as the evening is going to) go home and immediately do away with a good sleep. But your Y chromosome pulls you look, and so stop bargaining with the dealer (who has clearly acted as a diversion to stave off the hookers, but did bring dangerously tranvioni 4) and you walk to the Navigli.
Arrivals and aspects.
10 minutes assuring the girls. More
another 10 minutes, 10 minutes after reassuring.
Everything turns in just 3 quarters of an hour of waiting, but finally here they are, they shine and swaying. We placed a table in the pub, keeping in place some more for others that we will reach a little later. It is then that the universe has a small jolt, the space-time is curved a bit 'more than usual, and the bile of true-friend-fitness-first also becomes a bit more green ...

[Camera]: So, guys, ordered?
[Ilaria]: We are looking for friends, you can pass it through a bit'?!...
[Camera]: Ok, come on, do I leave the paper and pen, and you write us orders.
[Ilaria]: Ok, thanks ...
[Camera]: Review in a while '!
[Ilaria]: Yes, please!
[I]: It's' see what beers are ... ( read, among others, the Rouge Leffe, a Belgian beer lager red) ... Grandi, c'han Leffe! Skip the package that I sign a Leffe ...
[Luana]: I am writing!
[Pan]: They have Leffe?! Make one for me too! By the way!
[I]: Well, of course, by the way!
[Luana]: How do you call this stuff?
[I]: Leffe rouge.
[Luana]: It's' see on the list is rusge Lef ...
[I]: Toh ...
[Luana]: Uhm .. but you want the Red , Belgian or Double Malt ?
[I]: ... as ?!...
[Luana]: ... eh, here there are three types ... you want the Red, Belgian or Double Malt?
[I]: ...
[Luana]: ... ouh!?
[I]: ... do that if you get there by itself does not beat you ...

Mount & Blade 1.003 Traner

innate and immortal


There are jobs and jobs. Every job, after all, forcing you to adapt a bit 'your character needs. In short, if you still have to make the salesman trying to be polite, even with the old Panzona complaining why do not you have a size 40 fits you too. If you make the consultant You need to put a little 'by the disgust towards those who can not even aim the X window with the mouse, and wait. Then, if you are working with Windows and you're a Mac-addicted, you need to bring even more patience.
Well, I mean, without digressing: every job asks you something from the point of view character. If you want to

the receptionist at the Fitness First , for example, obviously you should try to be friendly to all customers ... e. .. then ... enough, I think ... well, yes, you could also try to not write shit on the board at , but that's already the next level, more advanced.

Judging from reality Fitness First Torino, But the concept of "being a friend of" is not uniformly shared by the various receptionist, who in previous posts I have appealed as Pixie and Dixie, but my favorite from now on just call friend-fitness-first .
The lack of clarity of the concept makes them develop various streams of thought on how to be a true friend-fitness-first.
then find one that scrapes the nails for 7 hours to 8, and that makes the maximum effort to give the appearance of being your friend is not to vomit when you walk to the turnstile at the entrance.
Or find what greets you every night, but then if it crosses just outside the greetings and the hints you look as if you were to summon "Your money or pussy" (even though it may be a man, despite the pink shirt Attila).
There is also that, in fact, that acts as a normal person is friendly, greets you in and out of the gym, but clearly not of him that I want to talk. E 'on true-friend-fitness-first I want to focus my attention .

The true-friend-fitness-first is not your friend: deppiù ! The very first time he sees you in the gym makes you realize that yes, you're his best friend, and he should be yours. If you already have another best friend you'll want to pretend it never existed: you now you HIM!
It just so happens that the first few times it crosses the true-friend-fitness-first you are not aware of the danger you are running, and then do nothing to prevent it. Identifies him as a cat in your face 100 of the gym (but if I was shot in the ass you would identify the same), and I jumped on him shouting "Great Giorgioooooooo !!!!! , embracing and giving you a 5 in various different ways, that (then you tell) coined just for you!

occur so slightly embarrassing scenes, like this (where Vaffa stands for true-friend-fitness-first ... that particular coincidence, ha?):

[Vaffa] : Giorgioooooo Great !!!!!! So how are we going?!
[I] : Eih Gabriele ... just fine by ...
[Vaffa] : ( digress briefly to greet another 2 or 3 of his buddies ) ... said, how are we going?!
[I] : Oh, come on, well ... I went a bit 'late from work, do a little' stoned to the ...
[Vaffa] : (it saddens all of a sudden ) Eh, you know, well I do here times absurd, do not take it anymore! ...
[I] : AHM Ah ..
[Vaffa] : ( welcomes suddenly) Oh, but it's a piece that never see you again here ... that had happened?!
[I] : Well, actually I came here as well the other day ...
[Vaffa] : Ah, then we have not seen ... and I thought I was back in. .. aaa ... down ... aaaa ...
[I] : Where?!
[Vaffa] : ... aaa ... down ... at home ...
[I] : in Treviso?!
[Vaffa] : Oh yes, down in Treviso ...
[I] : Treviso is a bit 'in the east ...
[Vaffa] : ... yep ...
[I] : ... eh ...
[Vaffa] : ...
[I] : Vabbuò from that I go to download some 'on the treadmill ... Hello Gabriel!
[Vaffa] : Hello George! Great! Oh, see you soon, eh!
[I] : If you do not back down! ... (Wink )
[Vaffa] : eheheh ... yes!

Apart from that, I mean, if you've forgotten where I live, because it throws off the topic?! Mica I asked you the ... Oh well, I still thought that the discussion has then continued alone, the true-friend-fitness-first, in a dressing room in the back-reception. It was more or less like this:

" Yes, go back down ... in Treviso ... yes yes ... Take care ... BUT FUCK PORCODD ... You and your fucking shit Treviso! Not is down?! And I Beat COGLIONIIII!! PORCAMADO ... Who knows frani up to go down ... down down down ... bwahahahhahah! .. ahaha ... ah ... "

All with bloodshot eyes.

Maybe it's fantasy, maybe not, but I think objectively that the true-friend-fitness-first goes into a lot of pent-up anger that ... I mean, be hard to do the buddy for 8 hours a day, at those levels then ... is to me a stomach ache after 10 minutes of smiles for the occasion ... sooner or later the true-friend-fitness-first will have to vent somehow

... And people now is to worry about blacks holes at CERN in Geneva ... is much more likely that the Earth will soon be sucked from the gallbladder of a true-friend-fitness-first, so constipated from bile implode and turn into a black hole ... But green, bile ...

Jason 480 Comet Chaser Telescopes By Bushnell

If there is a reason they call the Emerald

In about a week since my return, here's finally a little 'time to make a selection of the hundreds of photos taken during the week in Costa Smeralda and publish them in the photo gallery dedicated (for which the link is found Here Fotogallerolly section on the left!). In addition to this short video of a dive off the island of Santa Maria (the Maddalena Archipelago) from the legendary boat captain Mario.

It 's a great way to admire the beautiful views of the sea offering Sardinia, for those not There has never been, and certainly a reminder of an unforgettable experience for those who have been there ... and as we already know that sooner or later we will return!

thanks to my fellow travelers Ale (aka ass), Lorenz, Mikel, and Monika Fituz for the unique company ... and I leave you with a preview, just to prepare the eye! : P

Baby Gets Rosy Cheeks And Chin At Night

find differences


will help: I'm sitting in one of the two.

...

Buhuhuhuu ... tristezzaaaaaaa that! :'''(

(soon to our photo gallery of the beautiful Costa Smeralda ... those are places to live, gosh! ... allow me! XD)

Automatic Rabbit Water System

And on the seventh day, God won the Lotto

Thanks to dear old Fituz (this post is necessarily devoted to him as a source of inspiration) came in contact with the wonderful world of Creationists.
I had already heard about, but I never thorough, and above all I was not aware of museums dedicated to this bullshit ... emerita yes, because I do not know if you have a rough idea of \u200b\u200bhow insane support sti ... said in a nutshell: believe literally, word for word, what is written in the Bible .

Now, I think that even the most stoned of Christians (I'm not giving rincoglionti of Christians, eh, not mistake ... so are my parents, I mean) ... cmq, I thought that even the thrush among believers had clearly understood that the bottom the Bible is an allegory, a parable, a metaphor, or how the heck you want to call. Well, that not be taken literally, but interpreted the message goes . I mean, even the Devil-Who-Wears-Prada (also called Paparatzy) do not waste a single argument to convince Catholics that one day God has actually torn a rib of Adam and Eve created so! Instead
sti idiots creationists not only believe in everything, from beginning to end, of what is written in the Bible, but also claim of "scientifically prove ... yes, I know it's a bit 'nonsense for people who are opposed to evolution and all that science has yet discovered the history of the Universe, just use science to give credence to their ideas ... But this is what you are afraid of ... A

this and this link (source: Fituz: o) found two descriptions of two American museums dedicated to the theory of creationism, and from which I drew a picture on which I would like to dwell in a particular way:



For those unfamiliar with English, there are listed 10 of more than 100 prophecies written in the Bible that were fulfilled with the coming of Christ. In short, Jesus Christ, as recounted in the New Testament (the Bible!) Embodies 100 prophecies of the Old Testament (also part of the Bible !!!)... -.- "Bella come on! ... Is the same shit about the book! ... I mean, how beccatevi in \u200b\u200ba row, using the same method, we prove that I am God:

God is' single all-powerful, and I am omnipotent.

Ok, now you can call me God ... What?! I'm not omnipotent?! And why not, I just wrote! I wrote, so true! How true that Christ was born of a virgin and was crucified and then rose again! : O Ah, sorry though, my blog actually is not the Bible! : /

However, the best part comes next: we translate exact words, just to avoid the risk of distorting the meaning.

[after listing 10 of 100 and above prophecies were fulfilled in Jesus]
"The probability that only 20 of these prophecies to be realized in one case a man can be calculated as one chance in 1,000,000 .. .. 000 (with 175 zeros). This means that it could never happen by chance! So the Bible must have supernatural inspiration! "

I know, it a little 'how to shoot the red cross, but I can not help it, this stuff makes me really sbregare! XD
So, first of all to my house if something is very unlikely (and I would say that 1 / 10 ^ 175 is definitely quite unlikely ! ... if you think the odds of winning the Lotto is like 1 / 10 ^ 12 ! ...: P) ... I said, if one thing is very unlikely, it means that probably never happened, and then maybe the New Testament shoot some fucking too ... not that the Bible predicted these things because it is illuminated by something supernatural! ... ie, it is even difficult to add something to counter, because is so absurd that it contends it yourself!!

(ah, for those unfamiliar with scientific notation, which is actually a bit 'by ING, with 10 ^ 175 mean 10 raised to 175, which in fact is equivalent to 1000 .. 000 by 175 zeros. ed )

The thing that makes me laugh at the absurdity of the whole, is the fact that they have quantified in a way (do not know how) what is the probability that each of these prophecies come true! Yes, because in any case to calculate the probability that multiple events occur simultaneously, one must know the probability of each event. Then the calculation reduces to a simple multiplication of probabilities of events ... in short, to be a little 'less ing, if you pull two dice, the probability of getting a 4 on a dice is 1 / 6 (Event 1). Here, the probability of getting four on both dice (ie, event 1 and event 2 occurring simultaneously) is (1 / 6) * (1 / 6), ie 1 / 36.

Anyway, back to our creationists, although those 20 prophecies can come true at the same time with a probability of 10 ^ 175 (1,000,000 ... 000 by 175 zeros, in fact), then each of them in average probability of 1 in 10 ^ (175/20), or about one in 10 ^ 9. Well, look at the list of 10 in the picture: a judge decided the most likely of the other, that is born in Bethlehem ... Bethlehem will have what, 10,000 people?! Then we say that about 6 billion that we are on Earth, the probability is 1 in 600,000, then wanting to defect to approximate 1 / 10 ^ 5.
This, of course, decreases a little 'the probability of the other ... but we say that balancing may be all around 1 in 10 ^ 11?! Do you agree?! It 's true that the crucifixion at the time was perhaps a bit too' most likely, but vabbuò not complicate things too much! : P

Here, what we said was that the probability of winning the Lotto?! 1 in 10 ^ 12?! Well! Really cool, then that means everyone has more or less the same chance of winning the Lotto which to rise! O child of God! Or ascend to heaven! (this according to creationists, of course!)

Guys, if you had not yet understood, there goes straculo!! If we do not win the Lotto which we fuck cares, we have the same chance to rise, or are children of God .. then fuck off too Superenalotto!

I almost became a creationist I also ...

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Better never than late (and too bad)

the gym where I go to Turin, the Fitness First, have the habit of daily write on the slate at the entrance to the names of members who celebrate their birthday on that day and a short little phrase than a bit 'common-place -motivation, but sometimes nice.
The initiative itself is nice, if only the managers concerned had also to finish at least eighth grade to those who work in .

On my birthday, July 21 , I decided to make a leap in the gym after work to stretch a bit 'from the usual day at the office and also ... I admit, especially to capture the blackboard with my name.
By this way, with the cell already in hand ready to shoot, and I realize that there are ... We rest a bit 'shit, but I'm too unlucky to point it out to Pixie and Dixie who are watching over the entrance to their Tamagotchi customers instead, and I think above all that would be quite useless to claim my name on a slate.
But I think back then, while running on the treadmill, and fly to three possible explanations of what :

1. put 4 names on the slate is invented so as not to break too much cock and pretend that there is still takes the customer's birthday, then hopefully it is not actually so Strunz to come to check on the very day of his birthday if they actually appear list
2. in the rush to write the slate have forgotten a name, or maybe who knows, maybe more than one, and I am one of those lucky
   
3. the names you read are not customers of the gym, but to famous people, maybe the entertainment or sports ... famous characters but I never heard of, and may believe that it is not so famous.

The reality however is yet another .

Tonight, July 31 (31, not 21 !: O), go to the gym, and so, casually pull the eye to the slate as usual ... and here it is:


Let me just some considerations: This data

• I left them in person when registering, of course right, but wrote them one of them, a tribe of illiterate Tamagotchi. This implies that either the Pixie who wrote it can not write with the pen, or the Dixie who has copied the customer database is not very familiar with the PC keyboard, or that the Twix that can not read read. In any case, complimentoni ! : O
  
• I'm a little 'sorry not to be born in one month and 30 days, because I'd be curious to know what would have invented then.
• The "O" and "E" are actually similar sound and graphics, as well as nearby on PC keyboard, then it is easy to make mistakes .
  
• If my name actually Ellearo , then everyone calls me instead Elly Olly ... and Elly is enough on cuazz , then just a " thanks dad for the last name because actually could have been worse." I also thank
• not have surnames like " Ormafrodita " or " Oscremento ", because otherwise I would have to find another gym hours ... and perhaps beyond.
  

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The double pole


At work they are days of fire, but this morning I got one hour prior to start something, and then I managed to make me a bit 'of my Hunter ... and so here uploaded the video of the punishment of Del Piero in Juve Inter last night at the Trophy TIM (among other good investment: € 10 for 3 games from the East Stand Tier 2 - pretty much stuck to the ground - Milan Juve, Inter and Juve Inter Milan, 45 minutes each) ...
He made us cry out punishment to scoring ... fuck, double pole and then shot out ... na stuff ever! ... Grande Del Piero, however, as always!
the punishment following the end of the game, with a teasing Pitters, my colleague integers accompanied me in the evening! Force Giuventussss!!



Update: On the video I realized that the compression of youtube has meant that a club does not really understand the punishment ... well, you'll see the iPhone when we are! : P Anyway enjoy at least the teasing! ;)

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The Feast of Asses

With a good week late, but I can not resist the feast of immortality Saturday, July 19th for my birthday and Ale (aka ass).
As always on these occasions, the pictures are more effective than a thousand words, so here's the photo gallery of party : enjoiy it! ;)

I would just like to thank all participants from the heart ... will be that for me this year, the festival still meant something more than in previous years, because now many of you really see them rarely, or maybe because you have been exceptional, however, is a Serbian beautiful memory of this evening, by ' beginning to the end Driim Ale home until 5 and a half of bitter imbriagarse! XD Thank you all, really!

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is the first of many, I hope, a series of tables on characters created by me and the screenwriter, as well as a great friend, George hat.
await comments .....

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here is a small drawing made at 3:00
hope you like what you see are characters I created for my future (I hope) project.
tell me what you think.
soon

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July 4, San Siro, Ligabue.

I still have a little 'chills when dealing with some video of that night ... it is wrong to describe certain emotions, which honestly I was skeptical of being able rehearsing for a concert. I prefer to trust the words of third parties, and I quote below the article that, among those I've read, more closely represents what was the concert Friday.


But look at him as he smiles, Ligabue, while jumping on the catwalk in front of the stage and attacked her with some nights in front of (almost) seventy thousand hours is that the wave in the stands. He began his fourth time at the San Siro which appears first if you really look at his startled eyes as she sings the song that became a slogan of our lives. "Some nights you feel the owner of a place that time of day there is no" repeated in chorus, and so the public part of the show that will be a peaceful event and rocker (Ligabue only manages to combine the two things) all its successes over the last songs, the ones who are pounding as the radio and not worry Goodnight Italy and now, willingly or unwillingly, have entered the soundtrack of summer. First the stage: it is surrounded by tanks, pylons, wind turbines and is also homeless because surmounted by a huge screen, three hundred square feet, for the whole concert will accompany the notes with unusual images (a DNA molecule) or incomprehensible (a skinny girl in the woods of mirrors) or, finally, nostalgic and symbolic as Buster Keaton's face that appears when I still the force and draws the applause of the people. Pensive is, in spite of his character Emilia, Ligabue stowed in this concert and all his ideas, song after song, here it is your bag. Italy's median is the singer, who live at the weekend and survives on other days, that works - and so - but is content to its ambitions and not hatching unattainable, that does not give anything about the reckless life, and if could then change with a bit of serenity in the most. And so I lost my words This is my life or who arrive after the initial slap of watts and settle a balanced and exciting show, able to get up there Do you have a moment with God? (Frederick Poggipollini amazing on guitar) or stay here with us all want to travel before it is precisely the mirror of the suitability of Ligabue, its ability to photograph people's dream home and raise them a little poems in fact, have become everyday slogan Italy in their forties. And if the Little Star, there are murmurs and utopias embroidering the lives of everyone, Libera nos a malo check the fear, the same as in screaming the sky turns to anger and blasts of rock composed, polite , never out of line. "Well hello guys, here you always do your terrible figure," he says, and you should hear the roar, stuff that will elevate even the most casual passers-by outside the stadium here. Blacks shirt and jeans, slightly thinner, Ligabue takes the stage like a living room, greets Guccini before I still have the strength ("Hello Frank"), walk to where the walkway ends and goes to touch the hands, the faces of the first file Usually by that ritual is a program of good feelings, affection, gratitude and even damn much. If anyone can make themselves understood by people today is he, so modest, so free-range, this time in politics and during transhipment really is time for us does not show on screen the first ten articles of the Italian Constitution. Idea, if you really want to find inspiration, which is by U2 (which led around the world the Declaration of Human Rights) and which here becomes a way "to reflect on the value of those words and to think if today we still have a meaning. " And then it all slips away, there is still room for a track from Dead or Alive X Happy Hour and then for the final Goodnight Italy which is a way to greet everyone and confirm that the concert is basically a statement love for the peaceful procession of joy and knowledge that should be the life of us all.

ago and Vasco je na pippa! : P

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not want to talk about as partisan or are leccaculo Italian journalists, but only spend a short post to their increasingly impressive ignorance (which probably determines the other two features mentioned above).

Look what I just read about Corriere.it:



It is not a typo, I'm so convinced that stress is also seen in the article:




never mind the 'humor EVELOPING " but how the hell do you call easter eggs" EASTERN EGGS "?!?!
That is, a journalist, ask at least what does it mean that you're writing before posting! Do you think it makes sense " Eastern eggs?!? It is not that maybe they are called "Easter eggs ?! No, maybe wrong ... -.-

Shit, I am ignorant, but it is for people who work should be educated is really worth it!

How sad ...

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The festival and St. John Go

Tuesday, June 24, Turin celebrated the patron saint (Saint John), and as customary in these parts of the evening, around 10 and a half, held an impressive display of fireworks.

The fires, in itself already very well organized, accompanying a story that lasts about 40 minutes (But I could not feel it is too far away: P) and are shooting to the beat of music, which gives added value to the whole show was lacking in other fireworks I had seen before (such as mid-August to Jesolo, just to name one).

The frame, then, is really impressive: the fireworks are shot from a barge anchored in the Po near Piazza Vittorio Veneto, from which the background you see the mountain with its Capuchin monastery (which you can see in the videos below on the right).

In the first video you see a piece of the show, with musical accompaniment. On the right you can see, as already mentioned, the church / monastery Mount of the Capuchins and below you see (even if wrong, because poor quality videos on Youtube -.-) a series of illuminated fountains very beautiful, even if we were where we were quite difficult to see. : /



In the second video but you have to appreciate some of my colleagues that evening. I just want to point out that our "Oooooh!" are ironic and aimed at everyone who came out just a firework a hair different from the others were "Oooooh" even though it was crap ... Perhaps they were looking at my ass than before! XD

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okay, flesh ...



This one, a certain Bar Rafaeli, said be willing to put on weight just to please men ...

Now, do not know about you, to me the me 'well OVING hip Cusì ...

Mah ..

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this man who is working for the country ... after the decree-saving Rete 4 and one on wiretapping, there he put the icing on the cake ... Law premier-saving.

Noooo, but he does not go his power to get the cocks, nooo ...

So now I do not give a shit about anyone in politics, is that Italy must go through to the Europeans ... is the right time to get down with the law pro-cocks-his (also called ad personam)!

Congratulations to those who voted : bell'esame yourself a conscience!

-.- "

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I do not know how many of you know Eataly ... in short it is a chain of supermarkets / Restaurant: sell refined foods (vegetables and organic meat, pasta special oils from 20 € per bottle, delicious wines ...) and cook the same foods for those who want to stop for lunch or dinner (at honest prices, among other things). As I say only that they treat an area where there are some wonderful iMac available to the public ... I do not need to add more: P
Mac aside, the idea itself is really very original and effective, and in fact I often do the shopping there (even if it costs a bit 'more), and a couple of times there are also had lunch (I once ate a cut of veal that you recommend it .. shit, with the oil of olives !)... exceptional ...
Anyway, last night before the movie (disappointing, do not go see "It was the end" even if you pay the entrance!) I had dinner there ... as I approached the counter I noticed a sort of stand in which they enjoy special oils. I approach and beccatevi what it's called the manufacturer of oils:





XD The guy sees that I stand photographer and asks me what I find so particularly in writing, and I tell him my name and I point out that, in short, the similarity is very evident. We let '4 laughs about it and he makes me taste the oil, almost all really good!

Eventually I left and promised that the next time I go to the grocery store one of those oils I buy it, if only for the name! XD