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Toll Free Italian


I read yesterday of the proposed motorway to Italy to lower rates at toll for those traveling with 3 or more people aboard. The project in question is called car pooling e. .. Cock: as an idea is right! Indeed, one might say, "Who have thought at last." Have machines that run in with a single person is clearly a problem both economically and environmentally! Then give an incentive to fill them can not be considered a very good proposal !

The point is that we in Italy, and in Italy sensible things often disrupt . First, we think

Telepass: how do we know that the car is going under the Telepass which has the more than 3 people ... uhm, I'd say less than a little chinese place to count the passengers of cars passing and then apply the correct pricing, it might be a little 'difficult.
course in a civilized country could be self-certify to be traveling more than 3, perhaps even setting an option on Telepass, so that it automatically applies the correct rate.
But we are in Italy and, let's face it, who would take away the option when you drive by yourself?! Would not do that our chairman of the board which has the billions in the bank, let alone the poor man! With the period of crisis then ... -.- "So
on Telepass the discount does not apply. This means that the Italian-with-Telepass, whether alone or with 23 other people in the car, will have to pay substantially more than those of the toll does not have it, but traveling with 3 or more people aboard. This creates two scenarios:

1. The Italian-with-Telepass always travel alone, can not do otherwise, and then whisk it well the project car pooling and will continue to travel alone, as it has always done.
2. The Italian-with-Telepass occasionally travel with other people, then in that case the cocks which will use the Telepass! Ecchessiamo, fooled you! Then help to clog the exits, and will consume more fuel than before because if they wait in line at the exit instead of a quick pace with Telepass. This will create blockage for those who do not have Telepass, which in turn will pass more time in the queue and consume more gasoline. Now we turn instead to Italian

-without-Telepass. Well, the Italian-without-Telepass traveling alone must organize! In short, it is possible to save two cents in tolls, how can you resist?! But the poor Italian-without-Telepass not have any friends that go to work wherever he goes, or from where they leave him. Could go around and pass along to take their colleagues, but who knows if it's worth getting up half an hour before the morning! Naaaaa ...
So the Italian-without-Telepass as Italian (and, for without Telepass) strives. And
buy mannequins.
One puts it, covered with a small blanket, lying the rear seats. That will be the colleague who has been late the night before and fell asleep in the car going to work.
Another puts it in the front seat, his head turned towards the window right sunglasses with hail, with a hat pulled down the visor on his face and arms. That will be the grumpy colleague and asocial, you pass the journey looking out the window and does not exchange a word not even dead.

The Italian-without-Telepass stops so toll:

[toll]: Hello ...
[Italian-without-Telepass]: Hi!
[c]: They are 4 and € 50.
[ist] ... but how, we are 3!
[c]: ... in 3 ?!... ah, I'm sorry, I thought that was just a blanket back there!
[IST]: eheheh, no no, it's one of my colleagues ... know, last night's late ... came out to women, damn!
[c]: Ah, but! They see well knackered!
[IST]: Yeah!
[c]: Lucky him!
[ist] "Blessed is he, yes!
[c]: But the other colleague says there is not?! What did sir, is sulking?!
[dummy-the-seat-front]: ...
[c]: How rude ...
[IST]: Eh, I'm sorry ... is a bit 'moody because of ... well ... had a few 'personal ... (Whispering to toll ) His wife does the horns!
[C]: Urco ... I understand ... eh, you know how many there are ...
[IST]: Yeah ... there are more women than once!
[c]: Hehe ... says a friend of mine, or are old or have died!
[IST] Ahhahah! Already ...
[c]: ... Well, well, then you are 3! Well, then, are 4 and € 20.
[IST]: Ok ... a moment that I see if I have 20 cents ... heck, I only have 50! ... well, keep the change and thanks for the chat ... Here you are! ( handing money )
[c]: Thank you ... and goodbye!
[IST]: Good day to the next!

And so the time at the toll tenfold.
and tails as well. And each machine
will have the weight of a person, more than two mannequins and their clothing and coverings.

We are confident that it will be very worthwhile ?!...

(Ass thank you for reporting on the dialogue ... fat!: P)

Letter Of Disconnection Of Services

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admit that I too, like a good part of this time, I let you take the craving of 100 million euros promised by Superenalotto . That's how we work "coalition" and, playing 2 € each, we placed some ticket.
Never mind the fact that we won with a measly 3 the beauty of a score of €, not even repay the charges made for play. I would rather turn his thoughts to the real winners, ie those lucky that Catania with their 6 am you take away the bulk of the loot.
When I received the news of the win, I immediately thought of the particular coincidence: the town of Catania, which (as we know) was on the brink of financial collapse (which I find quite absurd for a 'public institution, but never mind) a month ago, and whose rescue course will fall on the shoulders of the state, and then all of us ... Oh well ... However, the coincidence, though trivial, has torn me a smile, so much so I commented with some of my colleagues:

Well, come on, so maybe those with 100 million we can save the town from the crack!

Again, was a joke.
But now I read the statements issued by the mayor of Catania after the win ... There I copy below a passage from an article got case among those who speak in this hour of the event:

"I'm happy for Catania and I hope that as a good indicator for the city." [...] Stancanelli then adds: "I hope that the lucky winner, as happens in other countries, as in the U.S., would feel the moral obligation to do something for the community. "



O_o ... That is why we earnestly hopes that sti poor fellows (not so poor, actually) the cap at least a little 'holes of the town by donating a portion of perhaps 100 million
their winnings ... What about ... optimistic !

I remember only the service that I dedicate this evening to the expectation of the TG5 pre-extraction: imitating the style just a journalist turned to Open Studio street asking passers-by as they took the eventual win of $ 100 million.
Now, apart from that I'd run a poll to see if I'm the only one who can not use a sledgehammer to what really would make 100 million (which however does not have) rather than the butcher the baker ... I said, other than that, it is clear that such a service will turn into a list of good intentions, then that probably few of the respondents would implement if they win. He then wasted the millions to charity, rather than the construction of schools, nurseries, etc..
The TG5 is, however, also got her voice from the pack: a middle-aged man in suit and tie, he candidly said:

Ah, I am a beautiful beans Bavcar sailing! With inteVnet and all I seVve poteV manteneVe for my business being in the middle of the PUV mave to the godeVmi imbaVcazione.

Well, I hope that this is of Catania. I hope he has played those fucking numbers 6. And I hope you spend that 100 million for its beautiful Bavcar quiet and go away while we mave we repair all the debts of the town of Catania. I hope just because the mayor of Catania we have at least a bit in the ass'. Nothing else. I think this would snatch another smile.