Toll Free Italian
I read yesterday of the proposed motorway to Italy to lower rates at toll for those traveling with 3 or more people aboard. The project in question is called
car pooling e. .. Cock: as an idea is right! Indeed, one might say, "Who have thought at last." Have machines that run in with a single person is clearly a problem both economically and environmentally! Then give an incentive to fill them can not be considered a very good proposal
!
The point is that we
in Italy, and in Italy
sensible things often disrupt . First, we think
Telepass: how do we know that the car is going under the Telepass which has the more than 3 people ... uhm, I'd say less than a little chinese place to count the passengers of cars passing and then apply the correct pricing, it might be a little 'difficult.
course in a civilized country could be self-certify to be traveling more than 3, perhaps even setting an option on Telepass, so that it automatically applies the correct rate.
But we are in Italy and, let's face it, who would take away the option when you drive by yourself?! Would not do that our chairman of the board which has the billions in the bank, let alone the poor man! With the period of crisis then ... -.- "So
on Telepass the discount does not apply. This means that the Italian-with-Telepass, whether alone or with 23 other people in the car, will have to pay substantially more than those of the toll does not have it, but traveling with 3 or more people aboard. This creates two scenarios:
- The Italian-with-Telepass always travel alone, can not do otherwise, and then whisk it well the project car pooling and will continue to travel alone, as it has always done.
- The Italian-with-Telepass occasionally travel with other people, then in that case the cocks which will use the Telepass! Ecchessiamo, fooled you! Then help to clog the exits, and will consume more fuel than before because if they wait in line at the exit instead of a quick pace with Telepass. This will create blockage for those who do not have Telepass, which in turn will pass more time in the queue and consume more gasoline. Now we turn instead to Italian
-without-Telepass. Well, the Italian-without-Telepass traveling alone must organize! In short, it is possible to save two cents in tolls, how can you resist?! But the poor Italian-without-Telepass not have any friends that go to work wherever he goes, or from where they leave him. Could go around and pass along to take their colleagues, but who knows if it's worth getting up half an hour before the morning! Naaaaa ...
So the Italian-without-Telepass as Italian (and, for without Telepass) strives. And
buy mannequins.
One puts it, covered with a small blanket, lying the rear seats. That will be the colleague who has been late the night before and fell asleep in the car going to work.
Another puts it in the front seat, his head turned towards the window right sunglasses with hail, with a hat pulled down the visor on his face and arms. That will be the grumpy colleague and asocial, you pass the journey looking out the window and does not exchange a word not even dead.
The Italian-without-Telepass stops so toll:
[toll]: Hello ...
[Italian-without-Telepass]: Hi!
[c]: They are 4 and € 50.
[ist] ... but how, we are 3!
[c]: ... in 3 ?!... ah, I'm sorry, I thought that was just a blanket back there!
[IST]: eheheh, no no, it's one of my colleagues ... know, last night's late ... came out to women, damn!
[c]: Ah, but! They see well knackered!
[IST]: Yeah!
[c]: Lucky him!
[ist] "Blessed is he, yes!
[c]: But the other colleague says there is not?! What did sir, is sulking?!
[dummy-the-seat-front]: ...
[c]: How rude ...
[IST]: Eh, I'm sorry ... is a bit 'moody because of ... well ... had a few 'personal ... (Whispering to
toll ) His wife does the horns!
[C]: Urco ... I understand ... eh, you know how many there are ...
[IST]: Yeah ... there are more women than once!
[c]: Hehe ... says a friend of mine, or are old or have died!
[IST] Ahhahah! Already ...
[c]: ... Well, well, then you are 3! Well, then, are 4 and € 20.
[IST]: Ok ... a moment that I see if I have 20 cents ... heck, I only have 50! ... well, keep the change and thanks for the chat ... Here you are! (
handing money )
[c]: Thank you ... and goodbye!
[IST]: Good day to the next!
And so the time at the toll tenfold.
and tails as well. And each machine
will have the weight of a person, more than two mannequins and their clothing and coverings.
We are confident that it will be very worthwhile ?!...
(Ass thank you for reporting on the dialogue ... fat!: P)