Facebook was born about 5 years ago now, but we Italians obviously comfortable with, as always, we realized more or less ... hours. Sure, initially it was something really niche, but I remember that at the end of 2006 (when I was in Scotland, just to understand) the phenomenon among Americans had already blown for a while ', and is starting to gain a foothold among the British, Indian and company . We are in Italy still had the decency to write and pass essemmessss photos of festivals in burned CD. Retrograde ...
Now something has woken up ... I do not know, I would try to figure out what did this sudden craving for Facebook ... I mean, I'd have a list of members Italians in chronological order to understand who the fuck has imported into Italy (and maybe punish him properly). I bet you would find that all people who, for some reason, she made friends abroad, and not to lose contact ended up falling into the Facebook vortex.
I think, in my small, then having to count among those who deserve the lashing, because (due to my relationships with Erasmus of other nations), Facebook was originally a great way for me to maintain contact with people living across the border. And the port in my defense as Facebook, for me, continues to be very important to continue to hear my fellow Scots and fortune, standing between Turin and Milan for most of the time, so as not to lose sight of friends once those who continue to prowl for that Tezze (with a high concentration of presence in the area Driim).
This, however, unfortunately, as I serve as a mitigating useful to relieve my suffering in having contributed to the expansion of the Facebook phenomenon in Italy, is not sufficient to exculpate myself at all, especially given the disastrous results.
If, for some, then, Facebook can be used to keep in touch with people who would otherwise probably never hear, for many others it is not so! In fact, Facebook is primarily used to talk often with what you'll see 5 minutes after the bar ... eccazzo, quit five minutes before, no ?!?!?
For one reason or another, the fact remains that Facebook now is on the tip of the tongue of everyone, as well as the index of the hand they use mouse. Now it feels even pronounce Emilio Fede (but has yet to understand what it is, and the bottom half has no doubt that this is a Communist subversive instrument, and so it is discreetly as one of us would do with a baby shark), and by Maria De Filippi ... In short, all the "gurus" talk about our TV, and when I speak to them in TV means two things: First thing
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is absolutely cool and trendy ! The average Italian must now and then, in order: Stop
- tease with adjectives such as "bad luck " computer geek friend who lives his virtual life on Facebook, losing the true essence of life (which of course is under the cube of a nightclub). Subscribe
- on Facebook, perhaps making use of hidden one of those magazines or manuals entitled "All the secrets of Facebook (Facebook was not even a CAD drawing program, for which you need a course of 5 weeks just to draw a table ) manuals from which, first, find that, unfortunately for Facebook is the Internet, which will induce him to buy this book "All the secrets of the Internet", which in turn will find that you need a computer to have internet and so on (meanwhile, runs the economy, for the happiness of Berlusca).
- tamarri find some pictures and post them. In particular a man, portrait photos should possibly see him in the company of horny women and incapable of discernment. For women the picture instead should think hard as they seem to portray the meaning of the myth of Plato's cave, but in panties and bra.
- Start tease with adjectives such as "bad luck " the friend of the bar that still does not have a virtual life on Facebook.
is a mass phenomenon. And as such should instead order the computer geek:
- Begin, please, to react to the insults of the past who have not yet heard of Facebook in television, replying with a "Look that he did so XXX "where XXX is in this case the cool shopping.
- Giving assistance to all new virtual friends, consisting of 99% from the butt of consumer jokes that until the day before, enabling them to create a profile with a piece of music, videos posted and anything can make a profile really annoying (at least an 8 on a scale of irksomeness ranging from 1 to 10, where 10 is the voice of Iervolino).
- Ignore invitations disparate activities, including "I want to be a professional whistler" and "Who does not form part not to sweep the whole of 2009 !!!!!!! 1111" (in which the geek is not enrolled for intellectual honesty) . These calls come with an average of at least 10 per day, and usually multiply in a chain letter.
- unsubscribe, even if reluctantly, as soon as possible.
Personally, despite not having studied psychology and then pretending not to know so deeply the social dynamics underlying the evolution of these phenomena, I try to imagine what will happen here shortly. First, I think, now, as now, Italy is very close to the peak of Facebook ... I think that by now most of the fish he hooked, and witness the fact that you add people on Facebook that you had because of death or that you saw once in passing at the station as they were queuing at the ticket office behind you listening to the iPod.
To illustrate, as a good engineer, I made a nice chart of my prediction in the evolution of Facebook. Here it is.
You can see that around 2009-2010 there will be the peak of Facebook users. In particular, the 2010 will coincide with sending friend requests, even by neighbors' dogs (for which the owners have created the user to have them as friends even in virtual life). At the end of 2010 but will begin to sprout disagreements, marked by the creation of dissident groups such as "W the chick in flesh and blood, just pussy virtual" or "How the heck we reduced?! Raise those fucking maniiiiii (mouse and keyboard )!!!!!!!!!!". In 2011 will therefore be on the decline, at which the graph you can appreciate a negative peak. It aims to highlight the people, not enrolled in Facebook, a user will be created at the moment, only to unsubscribe after 2 minutes because Delist from Facebook will become fashionable in that period. In 2012, then the situation will stabilize, Facebook will again be populated by some computer geek who made a clean sweep of the mass will return to his old kingdom undisturbed. It is not excluded that after a few years the cycle can begin again, perhaps for the birth of another social network, where you can see their friends from 24 to 24 hours that will have built-in webcam in the fly of his jeans ... uhm ... I think I should patent it!
In the meantime I propose that the State, once solved the pressing problems of the crisis with the laws on wiretapping and Justice (action to resolve a crisis, eh! Not think that they do prepare themselves for their ass !!!), is concerned about the mental health of the citizen and affix the necessary warnings affiche it is protected from the threat posed by Facebook.
Ah, let me add one thing: everyone on Facebook to continue to forward that message in which the founder of Facebook would say you want to forward that message to your time to check your actual activities on Facebook or you'll get deleted ... behold, all of you, I would say just one thing: BALLS! Christ, but his head locked in the closet you have to protect it from the elements, and there are gnawing the moths?! Ratio of 2 nanoseconds, and realize that if the boss really wanted to see the founder of Facebook your business, would have a thousand different ways to do so by contacting us directly, and not making you Catenazzi forward messages from friends. The lack of critical thinking skills of those who send messages sti heck is the same that means that half of Italy has managed to re-elect for the umpteenth time head of a government that does nothing but make the cocks his since he learned to walk. SVEGLIAAAA !!!!! SENSE CRITICOOOO!! (And sorry if I end up with throw politics: P)
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