And on the seventh day, God won the Lotto Thanks to dear old
Fituz (this post is necessarily devoted to him as a source of inspiration) came in contact with the wonderful world of
Creationists.
I had already heard about, but I never thorough, and above all I was not aware of museums dedicated to this bullshit ... emerita yes, because I do not know if you have a rough idea of \u200b\u200bhow insane support sti ... said in a nutshell:
believe literally, word for word, what is written in the Bible .
Now, I think that even the most stoned of Christians (I'm not giving rincoglionti of Christians, eh, not mistake ... so are my parents, I mean) ... cmq, I thought that even the thrush among believers had clearly understood that the bottom
the Bible is an allegory, a parable, a metaphor, or how the heck you want to call. Well, that
not be taken literally, but interpreted the message goes . I mean, even the Devil-Who-Wears-Prada (also called Paparatzy) do not waste a single argument to convince Catholics that one day God has actually torn a rib of Adam and Eve created so! Instead
sti idiots creationists not only believe in everything, from beginning to end, of what is written in the Bible, but also claim of "scientifically prove
... yes, I know it's a bit 'nonsense for people who are opposed to evolution and all that science has yet discovered the history of the Universe, just use science to give credence to their ideas ... But this is what you are afraid of ... A
this and
this link (source: Fituz: o) found two descriptions of two American museums dedicated to the theory of creationism, and from which I drew a picture on which I would like to dwell in a particular way:
For those unfamiliar with English, there are listed 10 of more than 100 prophecies written in the Bible that were fulfilled with the coming of Christ. In short, Jesus Christ, as recounted in the New Testament (the Bible!) Embodies 100 prophecies of the Old Testament (also part of the Bible !!!)... -.- "Bella come on! ... Is the same shit about the book! ... I mean, how beccatevi in \u200b\u200ba row, using the same method, we prove that I am God:
God is' single all-powerful, and I am omnipotent.
Ok, now you can call me God ... What?! I'm not omnipotent?! And why not, I just wrote! I wrote, so true! How true that Christ was born of a virgin and was crucified and then rose again! : O Ah, sorry though, my blog actually is not the Bible! : /
However, the best part comes next: we translate exact words, just to avoid the risk of distorting the meaning.
[after listing 10 of 100 and above prophecies were fulfilled in Jesus]
"The probability that only 20 of these prophecies to be realized in one case a man can be calculated as one chance in 1,000,000 .. .. 000 (with 175 zeros). This means that it could never happen by chance! So the Bible must have supernatural inspiration! "
I know, it a little 'how to shoot the red cross, but I can not help it, this stuff makes me really sbregare! XD
So, first of all to my house if something is very unlikely (and I would say that
1 / 10 ^ 175 is definitely quite unlikely !
... if you think the odds of winning the Lotto is like 1 / 10 ^ 12 ! ...: P) ... I said, if one thing is very unlikely, it means that probably never happened, and then maybe the New Testament shoot some fucking too ... not that the Bible predicted these things because it is illuminated by something supernatural! ... ie, it is even difficult to add something to counter, because is so absurd that it contends it yourself!!
(ah, for those unfamiliar with scientific notation, which is actually a bit 'by ING, with 10 ^ 175 mean 10 raised to 175, which in fact is equivalent to 1000 .. 000 by 175 zeros. ed ) The thing that makes me laugh at the absurdity of the whole, is the fact that they have quantified in a way (do not know how) what is the probability that each of these prophecies come true! Yes, because in any case to calculate the probability that multiple events occur simultaneously, one must know the probability of each event. Then the calculation reduces to a simple multiplication of probabilities of events ... in short, to be a little 'less ing, if you pull two dice, the probability of getting a 4 on a dice is 1 / 6 (Event 1). Here, the probability of getting four on both dice (ie, event 1 and event 2 occurring simultaneously) is (1 / 6) * (1 / 6), ie 1 / 36.
Anyway, back to our
creationists, although those 20 prophecies can come true at the same time with a probability of 10 ^ 175 (1,000,000 ... 000 by 175 zeros, in fact), then each of them in average probability of 1 in 10 ^ (175/20), or about one in 10 ^ 9. Well, look at the list of 10 in the picture: a judge decided the most likely of the other, that is born in Bethlehem ... Bethlehem will have what, 10,000 people?! Then we say that about 6 billion that we are on Earth, the probability is 1 in 600,000, then wanting to defect to approximate 1 / 10 ^ 5.
This, of course, decreases a little 'the probability of the other ... but we say that balancing may be all around 1 in 10 ^ 11?! Do you agree?! It 's true that the crucifixion at the time was perhaps a bit too' most likely, but vabbuò not complicate things too much! : P
Here, what we said was that the probability of winning the Lotto?! 1 in 10 ^ 12?! Well! Really cool,
then that means everyone has more or less the same chance of winning the Lotto which to rise! O child of God! Or ascend to heaven! (this according to creationists, of course!)
Guys, if you had not yet understood, there goes straculo!! If we do not win the Lotto which we fuck cares, we have the same chance to rise, or are children of God .. then fuck off too Superenalotto!
I almost became a creationist I also ...
